Remembering the 2008 Elections

Worst Consumer Product Spin-Off Based on the Spouse of a Politician Running in a Presidential Campaign

The BIll Clinton corkscrew. Need I say more?

Worst Consumer Product Spin-Off (Primary Elections Category)

The Hillary Clinton nutcracker. Yes, you actually place the nut between her legs. All you need is the Bill Clinton corkscrew and you'll have the complete tacky set.

Worst Consumer Product Spin-Off (General Elections Category)

The Barack Obama Monkey Doll. This tradition of portraying African-Americans as monkeys should have died out with Jim Crow.